Completely Stupid Men
1. If you have a woman’s number, do not instant message her on the internet, CALL HER! It’s annoying when a man utilizes “MySpace” to talk to you when he knows darn good and well you have a phone. Stop being lazy and show some “true” interest, just call.
2. I do not want to hear how sweet and caring you are for I can form this opinion by myself. If you have to inform me how sweet and caring you are, more times to none, you probably aren’t sweet and caring.
3. If you have a “MySpace” account and are trying to date me, make sure you privatize all the other messages to women you leave via the internet, for your page is wide open to the public and I can see all the slutty messages you leave for women on their “pages”, this my dear wannabe hopeful boyfriend, is a turn off.
4. Do not have eighteen year old girls on your page, especially if you are thirty-seven years old, of course they are all your cousins!
5. Do not inform me that you live with your mother because she is ill and you have been taking care of her and then forget this lie you informed me earlier while informing me your mother is out shopping with your daughter! We women if interested remember EVERYTHING!!!
6. Absolutely do not bring up other women when on a date with me! You say “friend”, but why would you bring up another woman while on a date with me? Can you say “loser”?
7. While having coffee with me, do not eye me up and down as if I am a slab of “beef”, this is creepy as well as disgusting.
8. If you are over thirty years old, it’s not wise to inform me you are trying to “find a stable job”. In my eyes as a successful and financially independent woman run from these “types”. As you are carrying on and on how you are still trying to find a “great” job and you are close to forty years old, I instantly see my future with you, it consists of you laying on the couch bellyaching about how you don’t have a job and of course me supporting your lazy butt, no thank you!
9. In the beginning of the “dating” phase, do not ever bring up the fact you have been arrested, for some women are domestic violence survivors and realize that people get arrested for reasons, if you are dumb enough to mention this fact, do not EVER be stupid enough to leave your wallet laying around where a woman can glance at your driver license, can you say “BACKGROUND CHECK”?
10. Do not utilize your daughter/son as a tactic to enable a woman to think you are a great parent, these things are obvious if someone is a good parent, but do not look to a woman to “mother” your child. Women such as myself have three children and am not looking to mother other women’s children, where if the right man came along and he was a single parent, I would of course be more than willing to be a great role model for another man’s child, but if you can not handle raising your child by yourself, let your mommy in which you live with take care of her, it’s not my problem, I am not looking for more kids, thank you.
Disclaimer: This blog is about idiotic men whom have no clue how to properly “date”. This of course does not apply to all men.
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